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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power to turn cancer into aids.
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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.
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The ability to make your text green on google
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the power to walk through unlocked doors
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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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The power of being aquaman.
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The ability to breathe automatically
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The power to have no powers!
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The ability to teleport into a wall
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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The power to have a super power,
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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The power to have all the powers written in here
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago
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power to have no power at all
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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.
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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!