The power to die at will

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to shape shift into water

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i like pie.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to die

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to eat edible things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!