The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Liam Brudenell

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!