i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!