the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!