The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!