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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!