The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to fart in colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!