The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!