To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power... to read this

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!