the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!