The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!