The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!