The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The ability to breath under lava

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to fail any test you want

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to have a power thats a power

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to sexually attract whales

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to eat waffles

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The power to tickle your own feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +161

The power to change the color of your piss

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to blink slightly less often.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to melt ice into hot ice

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!