The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!