The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Tits for a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!