The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!