The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be blind

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The power to commit suicide.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to shoot superman

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!