The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to die

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to look TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!