I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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blindness

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!