The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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black people

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!