the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!