The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!