The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!