The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!