The power to troll.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to see through windows

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to get older every second

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i like pie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!