The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!