The power to know WTF is going on

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!