To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!