The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!