They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to die

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to fly but only upward

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!