The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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power to have no power at all

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!