The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!