the power to turn wine into water

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!