black people

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!