The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to die at will

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!