The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!