the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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i like pie.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!