The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!