The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!