The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to catch em all

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!