The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to burn ashes

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!