The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!