The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to get STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!