The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to die on command

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to buy free things.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!