North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to die on command

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!