The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to poke

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!