The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to have any power on this site.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!