The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to write a country song

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!