The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to create powers

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to dance really well

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!