the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to start time.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Super-slowness

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the power to instantly die

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!