The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!