Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the powre to spel

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The power to die

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to die at will.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!