The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to create powers

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!