The power to pee poop

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the power of being yourself

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to see through glass

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!