The power to look through glass.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to be dead

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!